Programmer Jokes

I found these here. Have selected few good ones and posted here

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A SQL query goes into a bar, walks up to two tables and asks, “Can I join you?”

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When Shakespeare asked, To be, or not to be?, he did not provide the answer. But programming can. Well the answer is FF.

2B |~ 2B = FF

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Q: “Whats the object-oriented way to become wealthy?”

A: Inheritance

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A programmer puts two glasses on his bedside table before going to sleep. A full one, in case he gets thirsty, and an empty one, in case he doesn’t.

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Q: Why don’t jokes work in octal?

A: Because 7 10 11.

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In C we had to code our own bugs. In C++ we can inherit them.

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Q: How many programmers does it take to kill a cockroach?

A: Two: one holds, the other installs Windows on it

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A son asked his father(a programmer) why the sun rises in the east, and sets in the west. His response?

It works, don’t touch!